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Moss skulking about Bella Botega Tulleys this Saturday

26 March, 2009 (21:47) | Ruins Terra | By: Lancer Kind

Today, I’m a friend of all animals, even moss.  I wasn’t always that way:

LancerKind on YouTube

LancerKind on YouTube

That was from when I fought the moss, but then it reached out–I mean really, it reached out–it taught me a lesson.

Learn how this could happen at a reading this Saturday at 7PM, March 28th, at 8862 161st Ave NE, Redmond. The reading is part of Redmond Association of SPokenword (RASP).

Show up and through the magic of the English language, I’ll work you in as the main character of “Moss Memoirs,” a story published in the Ruins Terra anthology. Another option is to pick up the book so you can enjoy the story without my annoying, buzzy voice, and also read other great authors selected by the editor, Eric T. Reynolds, in his archeological themed anthology about Ruins on Earth, authors such as Ann Walters and her “Rising Tide”, Ivan Sun and his “After the Stonehenge Bombing”, and Jaqueline Seewald and her “The Boy Who Found Atlantis.”

And those are just the start…

In defense of toasters

19 March, 2009 (22:32) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Two BSG "toasters" in a staring contest

Lancer's splendidly, hard-working toaster

This affront was created by some SciFi Channel mad scientist

My plea to the Sci Fi channel

My plea to the Sci Fi channel

Does anyone know why Cylons must be referred to as toasters? Wouldn’t it be more humiliating to a sentient robot to be referred to as a curling iron? Or an electric toothbrush? I’m just saying… I have a toaster and I think it’s a pretty neat device!

Just look at this splendid T-Fal feller right over there.  Sure its shiny steel parts are reminiscent of the materials used to construct a cylon. but look at all the levers, buttons, and it even has a dial. I’ve never seen a Cylon with that kind of man-to-machine interface. And to top it off, it makes REALLY GREAT TOAST!

It offends my sense of fairness to see the crew of Galactica calling people toasters like that’s supposed to be a bad thing! And it’s getting worse. I found this Galactica toaster which was engineered into a mockery of proper toaster conduct.

This is torture and of the most base kind!

So join me in telling the Sci Fi channel (feedback@scifi.com) that we will not stand for this abuse! That this continual demonization of toasters must stop now!

Stand up against those frakkers that are a part of the science fiction media spin machine, and tell them to “stop frakken with the toasters.”

I think that if we band together and act swiftly, we can end the rain of abuse caused by this Battlestar Galactica in the next two weeks!

The Quaker says, Go humans go!

12 March, 2009 (22:13) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

I saw this billboard near the Seattle Post Intelligencer building (one of the local newspapers).  I don’t know what Quaker (the company) is thinking but here are some of my thoughts:

  1. The Quakers are the robots that Schwarzenegger warned us about in Terminator, and they are ready to take control.
  2. The aliens that came to Earth to build the pyramids didn’t leave but disguised themselves as Quakers.  They also saw Terminator and know that the robots are about to make their move.  This is a message that the aliens are rooting for us from the sidelines!

Option one or two, you make the choice!  The side with the most comments wins!

YOU be the judge!

The ruling elites are making you ill (Or another title: Lancer is a dystopic reading masochist)

8 March, 2009 (18:12) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

As a survivor of the Bush years, reading John Brunner’s The Sheep Look Up was a roller coaster that climbed high into the “oh my God don’t they know that’s a bad idea,” and dove into chasms of sadness as the characters in the book struggled to survive.

This is from 2006 which is an improvement over the 1970s.

(USA Today) This is LA in 2006 which is an improvement over the 1970s.

The Sheep Look Up is an advanced read, and you’ll know what I mean as soon as you page through a copy and see vignettes throughout.  The story is set in the US and tells a story of how a country can pollute its water, air, ground, and food for profit.  There are maybe ten point of view characters.  The novel is made up of vignettes: newspaper clippings, poems, police reports, stock indices, and stories about what happened to character X because last we heard, she was being followed by the FBI.  Structuring the novel this way allowed Brunner to paint a picture at a societal level of how profit drives corporations to pollute and why the government does little to stop it.

See summary box in the lower right. Click to read source.

The novel carefully makes you alarmed at what is happening, and then when you think that the characters have found a way to improve their lives, there’s some backlash that causes life to drop to a new low.

The most interesting part of the novel is the “Trainites” which are grassroots organizations of young people who read a series of non-fiction books by an Austin Train.  The books exposed scientific studies about what kinds of bad things were making it into the water, food, and air.  The Trainites formed communs which always had a chemist to test the food.  Despite actions performed by the Trainites, life for the regular people of the U.S.A. continues to worsen.  (A non-indegenous worm is imported which eats tuber crops, toxic spills show up from rusting barrels long buried.)

As the novel reaches its finale, closure is developed about each of the characters, so there is a sense of completeness to it all.  The novel ends on a theme of revolution: if the industrial/ruling elites ignore the plight of the masses, the masses will reach a breaking point and revolt, no matter how “rude” or “unfair” such a revolt appears to the law of the land.  Then the army will come in with guns, and then there will be a battle within the nation.

The afterward was written by environmentalist James John Bell who says “The Sheep Look Up, when first published in 1972, didn’t just inspire radical environmentalists, it became their Ecodefense manual.”  Bell then writes about when he was student part of a group organizing to protest their campus McDonalds, an Earth First! group sprung up to help, lead by a woman who called herself Austin.  Reading what Bell has to say about how The Sheep Look Up isn’t far from the current state of affairs in the US is worth the price of the book alone.

The China commute

The China commute

Reading this book will give you a good idea of what it would be like to live day by day in this country when the pollution is so bad that you get a sore throat when you take a walk without wearing an air filter mask.  When I visited Beijing, China in November, I and those who traveled with me got sore throats in about two days. It’s a city where jogging is bad for your health, and it will stay that way as long as people follow the flock because that is the “orderly thing to do.”

But hey, there is a new line of designer face masks out.  So there’s no excuse to not to look stylin’.

And Im so not kidding.  I saw many air masks like this on scooter riders, more so in Taiwan (better economy) than China.

And I'm so not kidding. I saw many filter masks like this on scooter riders. More so in Taiwan (better economy) than China.

Subscribe by the end of March, and you could win a free book

7 March, 2009 (21:25) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Last month, Carlos V’s (of Kirkland Washington) name was drawn from among last month’s new subscribers and won one of those spiff books on the right side of this blog.  (Carlos, check your email and tell me which you want so I can ship it to you.)  I’m running a subscription drive and contest again for March.  All new subscribers in March will be part of a drawing for a book that contains a Lancer Kind story.  But wait, there’s more!  Think of all the other authors in the book you’ll get to “know.”  They all did great work to get into these anthologies and competed with a vast market of other writers to make the cut.