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10 September, 2009 (11:33) | Speculative Realms | By: Lancer Kind

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It’s not often I get to post on my blog about something so lurid. So bear with me, I’m quite excited! “KanjiKiss” is a short story about a young Wyoming man who is lured away from a quiet life in the countryside by sexy Internet technology. He leaves his home for Seattle and falls in love with a girl. The girl lives in Asia, and he’s never kissed her, touched her, or even been in the same room.  His family isn’t happy about the situation, and he want’s to be with her forever.

KanjiKiss is part of the Speculative Realms anthology and is filled with other great stories such as: “The Guardian” by Lyall Henderson, where a soldier aboard the most powerful warship in the galaxy must sacrifice what he loves most to save his people; or “Children of Ba-Seku” by Christopher Donahue, about a desperate prince using Egypt’s darkest secret to try and turn back technologically superior invaders.

Speculative Realms is now available on Amazon for $5.88, for a limited time only.

Well, I actually don’t know if the offer is limited.  But now that I’ve said it, you feel you’ll miss out if you don’t hurry, right? 🙂

OK, clicky, clicky.  😉

It sucks to be a clone

29 August, 2009 (01:08) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Maybe this is my personal problem. Maybe I’ve watched too much science fiction such as:

  • Star Trek–I know I shouldn’t be racist because someone’s skin is a different color,
  • Asimov’s BiCentennial Man and STNG (Commander Data)–I should treat sentient robots as equals, and
  • Fox’s Space: Above and Beyond–“tanks” are nice people too (people genetically engineered and born in vitro).

Though the jury of science fiction entertainment is still out on whether genetic engineering will be used for good or to subjugate those that aren’t engineered.  Personally, I think we just need to discuss this via market economics in that if it’s cheaply done at a massive scale, then the inequality argument goes away and the few don’t subjugate the rest, but I digress.  😉

In Star Wars: The Clone Wars, we see the Jedi fighting along side the clones that are the spawn of cool-ass mercenary, Bobo Fett.  And he doesn’t have to pay child support.

This week, I saw this flick for the first time, and what I saw was a little shocking: those very nice Jedi treating the clones like they were no better than the robot armies they were fighting.  (Well, those robots do seem sentient in a cute kind of way, but either way, both groups were being treated as slaves.  But all robots are treated as slaves in the Star Wars Universe.  They go around referring to people as “master.”)

So this all implies the characters in the Star Wars Universe are less enlightened than those of us on good ‘ol Earth.  I don’t know why….  Did they not watch or read as much science fiction as a person does on Earth to know that sentience goes beyond the boundaries of being a cool-ass Jedi? I know Space Opera is about Colonialism and Elitism, but come on!  Did not young Ani, in between pod races, read some books about humanity between sentient beings?

And this movie will be watched by untold millions of children. What message is Lucas trying to leave them with? What happened to wise Yoda? At no point does Yoda launch into a PSA about how clones each have names and that they are individuals too, or that the clones should unionize and demand equal treatment. In fact, Yoda tells Obi Wan that he hopes that Anakan learns to let go of his people, referring to Anakan caring too much about the lives of his clone friends.

Death Star DialogIt is all very strange to me to see this genre from which I usually get a very clear dialog about being moral, but in this case, perpetuates dehumanization of sentient clones (and robots). Perhaps this is why the Republic falls and the Jedi fall; the elitist meme brings out such a flaw that they come crashing down. Or maybe Lucas saw the discussion on Clerks about the death of the Death Star contract labor force and said to himself, “I’ll give those fictional guys something to bitch about.”

While as a five year old, I wanted to live the Star Wars vision. As an adult, I see the story lacks a liberal leaning, which ads to the universe’s foreignness. Is this an unintended side-affect of striving for a Space Opera tone?

I’d love to hear others comment on this…. I don’t believe Space Opera has to be colonial or elitist, but those elements make it easy to recognize.

Soylent Green used as a reference to single payer health care

12 August, 2009 (01:14) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Fox News, our lovely disinformation network, has invoked science fiction to protect you from health care. Fox News talking-head Neil Cavuto references Soylent Green as a vision of what he thinks of the plans to reform health care. He says that people are going to be encouraged to commit suicide when they get old.

Maybe, maybe not. It’s a wild ass guess. As a science fiction author I think–yeah, that could make a good story. And of course, writing such things would put me in the FICTION section rather than on Fox News, and they seem to think they deserve a non-fiction status. He could also imagine that they would just poor kerosene over you and light you on fire rather than turn you into the food product Soylent Green. (A nice burning hospital bed has better dramatic appeal on camera. Soylent Green’s visualization of the end was a bit weak, in my opinion.

But let’s go with Neil’s scenario no matter how likely or unlikely it is. If you were encouraged to make a choice between assisted suicide and treatment, at least the choice would be yours. Today, the choice is only yours if you can afford (or your insurance will cover it) to pay the cost of the medical procedure. If you can’t, then you don’t have a choice, you just die.

Fox News fails to mention that a single payer health care system doesn’t mean that the wealthy will be kept from buying their own health care.

Maybe I need to say that again: Today, the wealthy can get as much care as they afford. With single payer health care, the wealthy can get as much care as they can afford.

The difference is that the regular guy will be able to get health care too. Will he be encouraged, as in Soylent Green, to give up his life before his time? Not likely. I’ve never heard of this happening in any of the nationalized health care countries: Great Britain, Taiwan, Canada, France, Japan, to name a few.

But being reasonable isn’t a “core competency” of Fox News. That’s not their goal. Their goal is to control your opinion and they’ll use their imagination, their writers, their editors, and their news network to shape you opinion to their will.

Hmm… sounds like a good science fiction story. Have you heard of Max Headroom? Fox News, the next Network 23, hmmm?

Commentary on Neil’s use of Activist SF

Fox News’s use of Soylent Green is an Activist Science Fiction play. Neil is attempting to leverage the cultural understanding of the movie to short-cut his argument to the Fox News viewers. He successfully talks of a situation in the movie and tries to use it to scare the viewer into associating it with what is happening today with single payer health care. Soylent Green’s theme is about the dehumanizing effect overpopulation will have. Health Care also would be dehumanized, so these theme fits with what Neil is saying. But there are some problems here which ultimately make this a not very effective bit of activism:

  • Soylent Green, or the book it’s based on, Make Room, Make Room, isn’t a pervasively known in the US. Most of the Fox News audience isn’t going to have a clue.
  • Movies with themes of why you should control your population is a pretty liberal concept. The Fox News audience is not liberal except for a sprinkling of Libertarians who watch Fox News because they associate themselves with any movement that says they’re against taxes (whether or not that movement actually reduces taxes)

Now if Neil used references to the Left Behind books and movies, he’d hit his audience square on the mark.

How Verizon FiOS is as enjoyable as Event Horizon

11 August, 2009 (00:32) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

So sometimes I need to get something off my chest. Call it a PSA, a public service announcement (PSA). Is this a PSA for Event Horizon or Verizon? You be the judge. You may be a defender of either of these “products.” If so, comment away. But remember, my mother said I was special. 🙂

Picture 8

The movie, Event Horizon looked good on the commercials: sexy spaceship, strong looking cast, and a goth looking warp drive. I was ready for a great show. Then about thirty minutes into the film, I wanted to leave the theater because the same suspenseful music used in Friday the 13th movies grated my ears to forshadow something wasn’t right.

That’s about what it was like using FiOS: the HD channels were an extraordinary 1080P, the Internet connectivity gave me undreamed of download speed, and the goth looking Verizon router was loaded with features. I have a friend also enjoying blazing speeds but with a fiber home internet package from EATEL – https://www.EATEL.com/residential/internet/. We can both confirm that the latest wave of broadband technology is lightyears ahead of anything we had back in the day. If you consume a lot of data or you watch a lot of HD videos, high-speed fiber internet might be for you.

But then the problems started. The router would reset itself and lose my settings, the WIFI would shut down and come up again. Normally, I would follow something like the AT&T Router login instructions to sort out the router settings but this Verizon one was having none of it. Some features of the router only pretended to work. The equipment acted is if I got massive speed but at the cost of tapping into a universe of infinite evil. It made me wish I could use this guide here with a different router instead of dealing with this hell.

I could almost live with this. After all, were talking about Verizon here. This is the company that cooperated with the so called Patriot Act and sold out Americans to the NSA as part of a warrentless wiretapping program. So their boardroom is comfortable with practicing evil.

But Verizon, in it’s infinite wisdom, decide to block port 80, which means in laymen’s terms, I could no longer host LancerKind.com.

After talking to an amazing number of different people at Verizon, and searching the Internet, I decide that working around this problem wasn’t worth the amount of time it was taking. After another call to Verizon and requesting that they put GIANT warning labels on all their slick FiOS commercials that say: we’ll make your website go dark (unless you want to spend $100/month for a business line), I went back to Comcast.

That was then, this is now. Now I’m in China and rather than brave the Great Firewall and self host LancerKind.com, I’ve thought about using web hosting service www.hostiserver.com. My friends have recommended it to me and it seems pretty reliable.

OK, that’s my PSA. Back to our regular scheduled SF programming.

Maybe what you need is a hardcover book

5 August, 2009 (23:52) | The Book of Exodi | By: Lancer Kind

Hardcovers are really handy, luckily there are places similar to this book printing company that could bring stories to my bookshelf in hardcover form. I know when I’m sitting alone in the dark and reading (I have really good eyesight) and I hear a noise that sounds like someone’s jimmying the door open, I reach for something on my book shelf.

But I reach past the mass market paperbacks, and even the thick and sturdy trade paperbacks. I go right for the hardback book, you know. I want something that can really knock someone’s block off or stop a bullet in a pinch.

So good news! If you’ve been hankering for The Book of the Exodi but have been thinking–naw, trade paperbacks don’t make me feel secure–The Book of the Exodi is now out in hardcover, available from Lulu.com:

http://www.lulu.com/content/hardcover-book/the-book-of-exodi/7410605

I like to keep a copy in my car when I travel. Right between the driver’s seat and the door, where I can get easy access to it if I get into trouble.