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A lifestyle of steam

11 April, 2009 (01:43) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

At Norwescon I ran into these cats which think steam is the way to go. I think these steampunks could give those quakers a run for their money.  Even if the quakers have rocket packs, or the quakers are actually alien or robots in disguise.

Bobby and Katherine, and how they meet in three different stories

7 April, 2009 (08:45) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Tierney O’Malley offered me the opportunity to guest blog at this great site called Wicked Thorn and Roses.  Between waves of flattery, I kept thinking that she had got me mixed with someone else.  Doesn’t she know the damage I’ve done to my own reputation through posting on my very own website?  Is she trying […]

The Quakers have Rocket Packs

30 March, 2009 (20:22) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Another billboard caught my eye.  The Quakers are at it again and this time they’ve got jet packs.  Aliens, robots, or puritans, whatever those Quakers really are, they’re coming out with products to make us go.  Where do they want us to go? Do they want us to commute to work?  Rocket fuel costs a […]

In defense of toasters

19 March, 2009 (22:32) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

Does anyone know why Cylons must be referred to as toasters? Wouldn’t it be more humiliating to a sentient robot to be referred to as a curling iron? Or an electric toothbrush? I’m just saying… I have a toaster and I think it’s a pretty neat device! Just look at this splendid T-Fal feller right […]

The Quaker says, Go humans go!

12 March, 2009 (22:13) | Uncategorized | By: Lancer Kind

I saw this billboard near the Seattle Post Intelligencer building (one of the local newspapers).  I don’t know what Quaker (the company) is thinking but here are some of my thoughts: The Quakers are the robots that Schwarzenegger warned us about in Terminator, and they are ready to take control. The aliens that came to […]